Charlie Brooker Reporting The Language Of News

By Malcolm Owen | Feb 1, 2010

Fact 1: Charlie Brooker’s Word is LAW
Fact 2: Screenwipe and Newswipe are examples of the best TV about TV in the world.

Fact 3: He really nails the typical BBC News report to a scary level…

TV Presenters Stopped By UK Anti-Terror Laws For Carrying Hairdryers

By Malcolm Owen | Jan 26, 2010

We live in a terrifying world, where terrorism lurks around every corner. No-one is safe… from children’s TV presenters…
As read in the Guardian

ITV children’s TV presenters Anna Williamson and Jamie Rickers have revealed that they were once questioned by police under anti-terrorism powers – for carrying glittery hairdryers.

Yes… Glittery hairdryers…
“Jamie and I were kitted out [...]

Happy Monday! – Patience, He Has It…

By Malcolm Owen | Oct 26, 2009

1. Happy Monday!
2. That sports reporter deserves a raise for keeping so calm…
[via Total Pro Sports]

Balloon Boy Parents In Trouble, But Not For Calling Their Kid Falcon

By Malcolm Owen | Oct 19, 2009

How badly do you want to be on TV? Would you falsely say that your child is on a balloon flying thousands of feet up in the hope of getting a deal? Well, depending on how you look at it, we may have found someone.
Richard Heene said that his 6 year old child was stuck [...]

Happy Monday! – Flying Underwear…

By Malcolm Owen | Oct 19, 2009

Yes, it’s the opening of Sora no Otoshimono. No, I don’t know why there is a flock of flying panties. Yes, it’s hypnotic. No, I don’t know why…

Bang Goes The Theory: Top Gear of Science?

By Malcolm Owen | Aug 4, 2009

The BBC has, for a few years now, neglected science. Tomorrow’s World was taken off the air as it was an aging programme that couldn’t keep up with the tastes of kids too distracted by the careful scientific experimentation found in Brainiac. And by “careful” I mean “blowing up microwaves, destroying caravans, and asking an [...]

Obama Swats Fly, Changes World Politics

By Malcolm Owen | Jun 18, 2009

Dear America.
I know it’s been a long time since I’ve last talked to you, Man to Country, but I think it’s time that I said something…
Earlier this year, Barack Obama ecame your president. Your leader. And whilst most of the world rejoiced in the fact that no longer will we have to put up with [...]

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