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	<title>Blatantly Random &#187; Malcolm Owen</title>
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		<title>Voyeur Cat Avoids Being Caught, Stays In Window</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/09/07/voyeur-cat-avoids-being-caught-stays-in-window/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 09:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever skulked around a house to have a peek through a window and hope to not get caught looking at something you shouldn&#8217;t be? No, me neither, but this cat seemingly does&#8230; www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyR0ZIdoMM Stick with the video, it starts slow, but then again the movement is slow. I think the cat needs to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever skulked around a house to have a peek through a window and hope to not get caught looking at something you shouldn&#8217;t be? No, me neither, but this cat seemingly does&#8230;</p>
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<p>Stick with the video, it starts slow, but then again the movement is slow. I think the cat needs to invest in some camoflage&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; Japanese DVD Learning Fakery</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/09/06/happy-monday-japanese-dvd-learning-fakery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 08:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. I&#8217;m an undereducated neanderthal whom puts himself through learning stupidly difficult things for no reason at all. Case in point: the years of Japanese tuition. Over all of this time, I&#8217;ve had to endure the acting from CDs going through basic conversations, and although I&#8217;m still learning, I can&#8217;t help feeling that if a Japanese [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. I&#8217;m an undereducated neanderthal whom puts himself through learning stupidly difficult things for no reason at all. Case in point: the years of Japanese tuition. Over all of this time, I&#8217;ve had to endure the acting from CDs going through basic conversations, and although I&#8217;m still learning, I can&#8217;t help feeling that if a Japanese person heard them, it would be mildly amusing to them. Cue someone getting one of the English learning CDs and re-purposing the audio for non-intended circumstances&#8230;</p>
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<p>2. Happy Monday! &#8220;It&#8217;s a Pencil Case!&#8221;</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/09/04/weird-english-conversation/">Japan Probe</a>]</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; Power Hour</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/08/30/happy-monday-power-hour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. It&#8217;s a bank holiday here in the UK. That means a day off for many people, and extra pay for way too much work for the skeleton staff stuck in offices. Afterwards, I would expect many to want a post-work tipple. Some more than others. Heck, some may even do a Power Hour. Cue [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. It&#8217;s a bank holiday here in the UK. That means a day off for many people, and extra pay for way too much work for the skeleton staff stuck in offices. Afterwards, I would expect many to want a post-work tipple. Some more than others. Heck, some may even do a Power Hour. Cue the pastiche of Kanye West&#8217;s &#8220;Power&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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<p>2. Happy Monday! (Late due to the bank holiday, calm down&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; NSFW Ray Bradbury</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/08/23/happy-monday-nsfw-ray-bradbury/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Monday]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Expressing your love for a fantastic author may be difficult. Dressing up as Harry Potter and stalking J.K. Rowling would be illegal and wrong, yet would feel just right. But what if you can&#8217;t really do that because the author is a recluse whom doesn&#8217;t understand the internet, yet have contacts to musical friends [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Expressing your love for a fantastic author may be difficult. Dressing up as Harry Potter and stalking J.K. Rowling would be illegal and wrong, yet would feel just right. But what if you can&#8217;t really do that because the author is a recluse whom doesn&#8217;t understand the internet, yet have contacts to musical friends and plenty of free time on your hands?</p>
<p>Why, This!</p>
<p>(NSFW!)</p>
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<p>(Really, NSFW!)</p>
<p>2. Happy Monday!</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/18/nsfw-tribute-to-ray.html">Boing Boing</a>]</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; How To, Batman!</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/08/16/happy-monday-how-to-batman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Monday]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. On a daily basis, I come across such hard tasks that even I in my greatness require assistance. Usually I will search online or read a book. Unfortunately the internet can be boring when it comes to basic information issuing. But what if Batman were to teach you&#8230; If only&#8230;. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_2JgYiIySk Thanks to Thomas [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. On a daily basis, I come across such hard tasks that even I in my greatness require assistance. Usually I will search online or read a book. Unfortunately the internet can be boring when it comes to basic information issuing.</p>
<p>But what if Batman were to teach you&#8230;<br />
If only&#8230;.</p>
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<p>Thanks to Thomas Perkins for this suggestion of epicness.</p>
<p>2. Happy Monday!</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; The Bollywood Guild</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/08/09/happy-monday-the-bollywood-guild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 08:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Monday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Guild]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. The Guild is a fantastic web series in it&#8217;s 4th season. Featuring a collection of gaming misfits trying to manage their lives around gaming together, it&#8217;s made me laugh a fair few times. Their music videos, however, are exceptional. Remember the Do You Wanna Date My Avatar video? Here&#8217;s their take on Bollywood music [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. The Guild is a fantastic web series in it&#8217;s 4th season. Featuring a collection of gaming misfits trying to manage their lives around gaming together, it&#8217;s made me laugh a fair few times. Their music videos, however, are exceptional. Remember the <a href="http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2009/08/19/felicia-day-in-corset-asks-do-you-wanna-date-my-avatar/">Do You Wanna Date My Avatar</a> video? Here&#8217;s their take on Bollywood music productions&#8230;</p>
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<p>2. Happy Monday!</p>
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		<title>Happy Monday &#8211; Washing Machine Vs Brick</title>
		<link>http://www.blatantlyrandom.com/2010/08/02/happy-monday-washing-machine-vs-brick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malcolm Owen</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Happy Monday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Washing Machine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. I&#8217;m not a fan of equipment meant for chores that doesn&#8217;t live up to expectations. A washing machine should be able to take anything that you throw in it, especially heavy loads. Yet somehow this isn&#8217;t what was expected by the manufacturers&#8230; www.youtube.com/watch?v=364dzVsBs2o 2. Happy Monday! [Boing Boing]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. I&#8217;m not a fan of equipment meant for chores that doesn&#8217;t live up to expectations. A washing machine should be able to take anything that you throw in it, especially heavy loads. Yet somehow this isn&#8217;t what was expected by the manufacturers&#8230;</p>
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<p>2. Happy Monday!</p>
<p>[<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/01/the-brick-wash-cycle.html">Boing Boing</a>]</p>
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