Woman Marries Eiffel Tower, Blackpool Tower Doesn’t Object
Filed under: Other — Malcolm Owen @ 10:16 am
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From the Telegraph…
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.
But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends. She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond.
To clarify, Erika loves the Eiffel Tower so much she married it and changed her name.
The justification? If you love an inanimate object, you can’t be let down, made unhappy on purpose, or be dumped. You dictate the relationship(?!) on your own terms, and everyone on the planet collectively sighs in wonderment at this actually happening. This indeed has happened before with a woman and the Berlin Wall.
How many crazy people are there in the world? Really?
[Via The Telegraph]
