Happy Monday – Worf Shutouts
1. What better way is there to start a week than to watch Klingon with a pasty on his head Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation be told “No” time after time?
2. Happy Monday!
[Screened]
Procatinator – Cat Gifs And Music Go Hand In Paw
Need to spend some time away from seriously working and want a sudden hit of kitten greatness? The Procatinator can help you.
The Procatinator jams together meme-magnets Cats with assorted curated music from YouTube. Every time you click, you get something new. Sometimes a cat stuck on a trampoline, sometimes a cat cleaning a window to some N.W.O. and sometimes just the plain weirdest mixup of pre-edited Cat-Gif madness and “not really suitable but it kinda works in a strange kind of way” music.
At least it helps waste time from more productive stuff. Just like real cats do…
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – The Movie – The Trailer
You may remember ages ago that we posted a trailer for a book called “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter“. It was a good trailer, but it was just for the book, not a movie.
Cue a damned movie trailer.
I might actually watch this, but I prefer the style of the book trailer over it…
Happy Monday – Gerstmann Slowdance
1. When you lose at something, you had better take the consequences like a man. When it’s being watched online, you must give the people a show. If you’re Jeff Gerstmann or Brian Brushwood, that’s not too difficult, especially when you have to slow-dance to “Lady in Red”…
2. Happy Monday!
The Lion, The Lion, The Lion King
So I was on the internet last night…
There’s not much I can do to describe this video, it’s pretty self explanatory when you watch it.
From what I understand, it’s a man, a elderly man from the looks, sitting in his basement, singing (what I can describe loosely) a song. Even a scholar of the internet such as myself fails to see what the hell is going on in this video.
All I can say is sit back and enjoy.
Check out his other videos too, they are just as random.
Happy Monday – Slow Paintball
1. There are days where I want to play paintball. I know I cannot, due to being rotund and unable to run more than 5 yards without collapsing, but the idea of being Rambo-ish with a gun (albeit non-lethal) and showing I am good at first person shooters IRL is an entertaining thought to try in the future. But what if it were viewed through the eyes of the average Counter-Strike player?
Cue the video!
And when you watch it, realise that some of those shots are god damned epic and probably took way too many takes to actually complete.
2. Happy Monday!
[Via Kotaku]
Until I’m Satisfied
Well, this is my debut post on Blantantly Random, and before I go on, let me thank Malcolm Owen for giving me the spot on this website to vent my very unique brand of Australian randomness.
Hopefully, you will project onto this randomness and love it… or burn me at the stake for something.
Now onto the weird.
So I was on the internet last night, and found this.
Note:: Before you watch this video, I am not to be bought to account for any spontaneous combustion, eye melting or third degree burns to your ego.
For those whose eyes who haven’t burned out yet, this is a parody of the popular video on the song Satisfacton by Benny Benassi, watched by every red-blooded male on the planet.
Enjoy~
Josh
